I was in special ed at school.

caroline: air matress fuck is the worst. i roll off onto the floor and then it gets funny.

edith: i fall off and hit my head or slide off the mattress onto the edge of the bed frame. sex is very dangerous. like cheerleading. it's misleading!

caroline: i know. it is. my dad called yesterday about the plane and the fire and hes like "It's a dangerous city!" he sooooo doesnt want me living here. if only he knew about how dangerous sex was.